Mark Consuelos & Kelly Ripa on The View

Just to be nice, I put Mark's name first.

They seem nice enough, (I happen to enjoy Kelly Ripa just a teensy bit, shhh, don't tell) just shockingly more tan and pixie-like than I realized until I saw the two of them on the show this morning.

Their children must be absolutely adorable/made out of leather.

Like tiny change-purses of cute.